Tuesday, December 6

oh my gosh!!!

I forgot to tell you what I did this past Saturday!!!


Cat Daddy came to town.

*swoon*

And, as if THAT isn't the biggest/greatest/most awesome news ever...


he brought Mama Debinator along for the ride!!! I kidnapped that fun-size bundle of joy and mischief as a good red.neck should and proceeded to drag her ALLLLLLL around Waco - fed her a greasy cheeseburger and fries - and we shopped 'til we dropped - then shopped some more!


Then great tragedy struck.
I had to take her back to Kitty Cat Daddy. *sniff*

But, that was a-okay 'cause I got to see Kitty Cat Daddy again.


Just ONE (there were many...) of the places that I took the Trash Talkin' Diva to was Honey's Home+Style (my fav-OH-right place to loiter!) where I loaded up a Christmas tree:


purrrrrrrfect, right?!


Poor Honey... she doesn't realize what I do with her beautiful things... LOL


The next time Cat Daddy and Mama Debinator come back to town I'll let you know in advance... then we can ALL load up in the Tonka truck (once I pull it out of the "snow") and terrorize the town!

comin' to you LIVE from a single-wide where my truck is the ONLY thing under my tree so far... how many days left? hee-hee

Monday, December 5

fire in the hole - REburn!

This is re-post... but REALLY!!! Fires happen... (sometimes a LOT at the single-wide...) and the whole "fire safety" thing is VERY important to me. YOU are important to me. Personal experience talks:


Fire Extinguisher dust resting on your nose (good freckle cover if I do say so myself...),
Siren bells ringin' from the big red truck,
And folks dressed up like yellow eskimos...with a smoke mask...and long water hoses...


Have you done your fire safety check lately?  With the holidays upon us there's extra flamage on the stove - scented candles burning - toaster ovens to blow up - pretty sparkly twinkly lights on the trees, over the windows, hanging from the ceiling - ovens to implode - propane heaters - space heaters and fireplaces (Stop, Drop and Roll Santy Claus!) - microwaves that spit sparks - crazy red.neck neighbors that like to build very large bonfires (s'mores anyone?) - circuits to short out - and so on...


What’s a traditional Christmas morning scene without a beautifully decorated tree? If your household includes a natural tree in its festivities, take to heart the sales person’s suggestion – “Keep the tree watered.”
Christmas trees account for hundreds of fires annually. Typically, shorts in electrical lights or open flames from candles, lighters or matches start tree fires. Well-watered trees are not a problem. A dry and neglected tree can be. If you are using a metallic or artificial tree, make sure it is flame retardant. Tips from: (http://www.usfa.dhs.gov/citizens/focus/holiday.shtm)


The following safe cooking tips can help to make your holiday dinner safe and enjoyable:
  • Always use cooking equipment tested and approved by a recognized testing facility.
  • Stay in the kitchen when you are frying, grilling or broiling food. If you leave the kitchen, even for a short time, turn off the stove. (example: don't go flyin' out to the labooooooratory 'cause the salad dressing made you think of a new pocketbook that was needing to be made...)
  • Keep anything that can catch fire - potholders, towels or curtains (cats) - away from your stove top.
  • Have a "kid-free zone" of at least 3 feet around the stove and areas where hot food or drink is prepared or carried. This only counts if your kid doesn't cook better than you...
  • Wear short, close fitting or tightly rolled sleeves when cooking. Loose clothing can dangle onto stove burners and catch fire (so can pocketbooks...).
  • Never use a wet oven mitt, as it presents a scald danger if the moisture in the mitt is heated.
  • Always keep an oven mitt and lid nearby when you're cooking (and a fire extinguisher or two). If a small grease fire starts in a pan, put on an oven mitt and smother the flames by carefully sliding the lid over the pan (not a phone book or home decorating magazine). Turn off the burner. Don't remove the lid until it is completely cool.
  • If there is an oven fire, turn off the heat and keep the door closed to prevent flames from burning you and your clothing. Have the oven serviced before you use it again. Tips from: (http://www.usfa.dhs.gov/citizens/focus/holiday.shtm) and a couple from your fav.o.rite red.neck
  • Always remove the cardboard from the bottom of the frozen pizza and check all toaster ovens for potential fire hazards...fire happens...I'm just sayin'. Tips From: (http://www.redneckchic.com)


Maintain your Lighting...
Inspect each strand of lights each year for frayed wires (mouses like to eat at 'em here in my neck 'o the woods), bare spots, gaps in the insulation, broken or cracked sockets, and excessive kinking or wear before putting them up.  Use only lighting listed by an approved testing laboratory. Try not to link more than three light strands, unless the directions indicate it is safe. Connect strings of lights to an extension cord before plugging the cord into the outlet. Make sure to periodically check the wires - they should not be warm to the touch. And - really try not to leave those lights on unattended! Tips from: http://www.usfa.dhs.gov/citizens/focus/holiday.shtm


Candles...
(Flame-less Candles!  With a timer!  Great for the red.neck not allowed to burn candles!!!)
Avoid using lit candles.  If you do use lit candles, make sure they are in stable holders and place them where they cannot be easily knocked over (or things thrown on them...that happens.).  Never leave the house with candles burning...or, if you're me...don't leave the room. Never put lit candles on a tree.  Hey, in my defense, I have never done that!!!  Whoo Hoo!!!  But, it is all part of the whole pyro safety thing. Tips from: http://www.usfa.dhs.gov/citizens/focus/holiday.shtm

And you know the drill...the fire drill that is, right?  Escape route and meeting place for your family, cats, dogs and various critters.  Be sure and check the batteries in your smoke alarms!!! I have some extra if you need some - but I'm not sharing my fire extinguisher(s) -  those things are SO handy to have layin' round!!! But, I betcha' Santa will bring you a few with very little cattle-proddin'!!! They are very shiny red and pretty!


Now that I have left you with this Public Service Announcement - don't you feel wiser and more "fire proof"? Don't burn anything down...I've got that covered. Or is it smothered? *shrug*


comin' to you LIVE from a single-wide (where I have a fake tree - I wonder what happens if I water it?)...hee-hee

Friday, December 2

fa la la la

I think this is one of the best Christmas songs...



I hope you enjoy it as much as I do!

comin' to you LIVE from a single-wide where inquiring minds wanna know... what's your favorite Christmas song? It doesn't have to be just one...

Have a WONDERFUL week-end!

Wednesday, November 30

*gasp*

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I'm gonna go this evening - I'm gonna pick out a tape measure - then I'm gonna go home and drop it in my own stocking.

comin' to you LIVE from a single-wide where somebody needs to remind me to stay on task and quit getting distracted by sparkley things. My Christmas list is growing and I have many things I'm supposed to be creating!!! Have you started shopping and/or "creating greatness" yet?

Monday, November 28

warning:


Christmas is exploding in the single-wide.


And it's even more fun 'cause this year I put the tree in front of a 4' x 7' mirror...


'cause I'm all "sparkley" like that.

comin' to you LIVE from the single-wide where I am wearing more tinsel than the tree. Have you started the tinsel-flyin' in your 'hood yet?

Wednesday, November 23

gobble gobble

Last night I baked.


I give Thanks to the men and women Firefighters all year round.
But at THANKSgiving do I see them? No. Because I baked without incident. Can I get a high-five?!

Pumpkin Chocolate Chip cookies. If I can make these - you can make these. You SHOULD make these... 3 ingredients. No kidding!

1 (15 ounce) can solid pack pumpkin (NOT pumpkin pie filling)
1 (18 ounce) box spice cake mix
1 (12 ounce) package semi-sweet chocolate chips or 1 (12 ounce) package milk chocolate chips

Pre-heat oven to 350 degrees. Mix together pumpkin and spice cake until well blended. Add chocolate chips to mix. Drop cookies on greased baking sheet. Bake for 15-18 minutes.


These funky piles of pumpkin goodness taste SOOOOO good! I was going to add cream cheese frosting to some of 'em but decided not to. It's a great idea though, right? And... the thought of walnuts vs. chocolate chips has me wanting to make more. Maybe in a bread pan. Or! I could do little muffins. Maybe some tiny baby cupcakes...

I feel like Chef-boy-argh-robelyn.

There you have it. A simple recipe that you can carry along with you as you go about your Thanksgiving Day.


My wishbone wish is that you have a beautiful Thanksgiving - full of friends and family, giggles and laughsnorts, fellowship and blessings, and... stretchy pants for that turkey induced coma that will arrive approximately 1.5 seconds after you finish eating.

comin' to you LIVE from a single-wide where I found this quote and thought it was 'bout right: Hem your blessings with thankfulness so they don't unravel. hee-hee
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