Sunday, April 3

carrying body parts.

So... at 11:30am today a giggling orange headed girl was spotted on a four lane highway in Southern Texas carrying body parts.

One leg on the Northbound shoulder...

Second leg in the middle of the 2 Northbound lanes...

Torso in the middle of everything...

Head rollin' off in the South Southbound lane.

Couldn't stop the duct tape mobile fast enough so I hauled all of them there body parts... oh... about half a mile. Along a very very busy highway.  Could it have been on one of the little teeny tiny country roads?  No.

People stopped all along the side of that very very busy major highway running through South Texas... took some pictures (I'm hoping they email 'em to me 'cause there are 5 different cameras out there right now starring me and my legs... my mannequin legs... (stupid Iphones))...

One lady said she would help me but she was laughing so hard she was skeert to get out of her car.

You know you missed me.

Comin' to you LIVE from a single-wide where the really tall woman that was strapped to the top of my car now FITS in my car.


P.S. I'm home. Zapp Hall was FANTASTIC FUN so get ready for the stories! In the meantime, funeral services for the very tall woman will be held Monday, April 4th at 11:30am.

P.S.S. Oh yeah, I DID indeed get pulled over on the way TO Warrenton with the big tall woman strapped to my car last week... handed out some business cards - was questioned and photographed by the police... one woman in a mini-van flashed her lights at me - pulled me over and took a picture for her facebook page...

Again... you KNOW you missed me.  I missed YOU!  ;-D
Posted by at 3.4.11

27 comments:

  1. I just knew there would be trouble the first time I spotted that lady on your roof! What a hilarious story....always enjoy seeing one of your posts appear in my google reader! Such a gifted sense of humor! Xo

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  2. GORGEOUS Girl I MISSED you the MOMENT I left Zapp Hall....hahahahaha....THANK HEAVENS I can still visit with you via your blog though....!!

    THANK YOU for introducing me to MoonPies....Now I have a treat I wanna share with you....If you email me your address I'll send you aloing a little bit of Australia....The EDIBLE kind....And NO it's not Vegemite....I've long since GIVEN UP trying to convert you buggers to this particular treat....hahahahahaha....!!

    Have a FABULOUS week my Friend....!!

    Cheers from Oz,
    Tamarah :o)

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  3. YOU MADE MY DAY!!! Hilarious, hilarious story! I, too, wondered how you would do with the very tall woman. Too, too, too funny.
    Midge

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  4. OMG!!!! I love the visual.... thanks! I know if I would have been there I would want to help but like the other lady, would have been laughing too hard! I can't wait for the stories to begin! xoxo

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  5. Robelyn-hahahah ONLY YOU! Nobody else could ever make it through something like this! hahahah

    love reading your blog!
    welcome home! I want to hear stories and see pictures!
    gail

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  6. I can not wait to hear your stories, I thought about y'all all week, when I got back. I hope you did well! I had the best time ever!
    Lezlee

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  7. That's what I figured would happen. It did look pretty suspicious. I had a mannequin strapped in a seat belt last week and got some stares. Hoped I would not get stopped.

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  8. Robelyn, you bring joy & giggles every single day. What a kick ... I can see it all now.
    Happy pink April ~
    TTFN ~
    Marydon

    Giveaway ends 4/5

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  9. OMG, I thought what is she talking about? I went back to your older post and saw the body on top of your car, but I am still at a loss as to why the body was on your car?? I am laughing, but totally confused!!

    Carol

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  10. Oh Robelyn, my darling. Only you could do something so amazingly fun and surprise people that way (even the police!)
    Yes, we missed you. Blogland was kinda boring without your posts. Glad you are back. I left a few messages for you and have one question. I'll email you.
    Take care,
    Silvia

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  11. Oh my! This was way too funny! Especially the line ~~~ "now FITS in my car". I loved this, and thanks for blogging.

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  12. This is from the lurker fan you met FRiday,Betsy. Your story is hilarious.wish I could have been there to assist with body parts but I probably would have been laughing too hard.

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  13. AHHHhhh LUUUCY you're home.

    And as the old TV commercial said: Parts are parts.

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  14. I've been looking forward to the stories!

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  15. Should'a known... can't let you out of our sight for even a minute...
    poor-poor "Very tall woman" (is that what we're calling her now?)

    She'll be missed. As for you...
    Of course we missed you. Can't wait to see pictures

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  16. I certainly have to give you credit, Gobbles... you never do anything half-assed!!!! ;o)

    I'm SO glad you made it home safely!!!

    ~shoes~

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  17. Knew you'd come back with a bang!! Can't wait to see some pix!!

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  18. Oh my precious Lord, I would have loved to have seen that. Thanks for the chuckle!!

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  19. As a Visual Merchandiser I can't help but read this post in horror at what this poor manny must have felt as she flew off of the top of your car and landed all over the highway. I am so sorry for your loss : )

    Seriously it was really great meeting you in Warrenton. I think I may have a picture of us with the deceased : )

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  20. And here I was concerned about how you could possibly change lanes with no view of your right mirror while pulling a trailer. Silly me!

    I'm just glad you were the designated driver!

    Here's a picture of the really tall woman before she became a crash test dummy...

    http://www.flickr.com/photos/snakelover/5590616566/in/set-72157626259172453

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  21. Robelyn, I know better than to ask questions, although, Meloney said she had something for me from you...can I expect lady parts? sounds really bad, huh?
    can't wait to see more of what you've been up to!
    xoxo,
    Debra

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  22. I tend to lose my head when I'm around you too!
    Debbie
    P.S. I'm missing you already!!!

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  23. Oh lord ... I can't wait to hear this one! Only you Robelyn, only you ; )

    xo
    Jill

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  25. OMG I just discovered your delightful Blog and am LMAO at the past two Posts... seriously, my sides hurt! Lord have Mercy... the tall Woman strapped to your car like a corpse was too much... no wonder you got stopped by the Texas PD... you KNOW they will be telling this story for a very long time! I'm hoping the I-Phone folks send you some pixs too so you can share the hilarity with us of the demise of the tall Lady! My condolences... well, after I stop laughing that is... doesn't seem right to offer condolences while laughing hysterically now does it? *winks*

    Dawn... The Bohemian

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  26. You are adorable Robelyn. I've missed you!!!! Kori xoxo

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  27. LOLOLOLOLOLL HHHH LOLOLOLOLOLOLOO HAHAHAHAHAHAH I NEW YOU WOULD GET INTO TROUBLE.LOLOLOLOLOL
    `Debra xxx
    Capers of the vintage vixens
    lolololllllllllllllll

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