I own and operate a crack house. Yep. Not ONLY crack, but chips and craziness as well. I believe in running a well-balanced (and slightly disorderly) household.
Bring me your tired, your weary... your cracked, your chipped - and your slightly crazied. I will welcome them into the fold.
Or am I just crazy, chipped and on crack? I know where I can live... I fit in perfectly.
Comin' to you LIVE from a single-wide...hee-hee