summer time...

That hot, humid, windy, dusty, dirty, stinky, HOT summer thing is happenin' here in my 'hood...

eeeeeuuuuuuwwwwwwwww.... when is winter blowing back in?

The ONLY way you are going to get me outside in the foreseeable future is if I'm wearing one of/any of/all of these dresses from Free People.

Other than that? I've parked myself in the freezer. If you open the freezer I will hand you a freezer pop... but I will not be getting out.

comin' to you LIVE from a single-wide where even the cat is in the freezer. wait... that just doesn't sound right...