Monday, November 15

Gobble-Quack-A-Doo!


Now ya'll know I'm not a chef... a cook... a culinarian (although I could try to be just so I could wear a shirt that says, "culinarian" on it...) or anything in betwixt those three...


but I am SOOOOOO excited to report that at the ripe old age of 173 I now know what a Turducken is!  I am just SMITTEN with this new information!!!  I did NOT know about this 3-bird phenomenon prior to NOW! THIS MOMENT!  Could be 'cause I'm not allowed to play in the kitchen... dunno... but check THIS out:

Ingredients

Brine:

  • 1 cup kosher salt
  • 1 cup brown sugar
  • 1 gallon water
  • 18 to 21-pound turkey, skin intact and boned except for drumsticks
  • House seasoning, recipe follows
  • Cornbread Dressing, recipe follows
  • 3 to 4-pound duck, boned
  • 3 to 4-pound chicken, boned
  • Paprika

Directions

To make the brine: Mix salt and sugar with the water. Brine is ready when the mixture is completely dissolved. If the water is heated to quicken the process, make sure it is cooled to room temperature before placing meat in. Let the 3 birds sit in brine in the refrigerator overnight.

Preheat roaster to 500 degrees F.

Lay turkey skin side down on a flat surface. Dust turkey with House Seasoning and add 1/4-inch layer of cornbread dressing. Lay duck skin side down on top of dressing. Dust duck with House Seasoning and add 1/4-inch layer of dressing. Repeat with the chicken.

Begin trussing up the turkey at the neck. Insert metal skewer about 1/2-inch from the edge and up through the other side. Run butcher's twine between skin and skewer and tighten to draw both sides together. Continue down to legs. With every other skewer, draw together the duck and chicken skin. Tie together turkey legs to resemble standard turkey. Dust turkey skin with paprika.

Roast turducken for 15 minutes. Then turn the roaster down to 225 degrees F to finish, approximately 3 hours. Remove turducken from roaster once the internal temperature in the chicken reaches 155 degrees F. Let rest for at least 20 minutes before carving.

Cut across the middle of the breast completely through. Plate thin slices containing turkey, duck and chicken.

Cook's Notes: If using a smoker to cook, smoke at 225 degrees F for 5 hours, rotating every 20 to 30 minutes until internal temperature reaches 155 degrees F and external temperature reaches 165 degrees F. Try to keep the flare-ups from the fire to a minimum. (I try.... I really REALLY do try...)

House Seasoning:

  • 1 cup salt
  • 1/4 cup black pepper
  • 1/4 cup garlic powder
Mix ingredients together and store in an airtight container for up to 6 months.(That just doesn't sound right...)

Cornbread Dressing:

Cornbread:

  • 1 cup self rising cornmeal
  • 1/2 cup self-rising flour
  • 3/4 cup buttermilk
  • 2 eggs
  • 2 tablespoons vegetable oil

Dressing:

  • 7 slices white bread, dried in warm oven
  • Cornbread
  • 1 sleeve saltine crackers
  • 2 cups chopped celery
  • 1 large onion, chopped
  • 8 tablespoons butter
  • 7 cups chicken stock
  • 1 teaspoon salt
  • 1/2 teaspoon freshly ground black pepper
  • 1 teaspoon dried sage
  • 1 tablespoon poultry seasoning
  • 5 eggs, beaten (poor eggs... what did they ever do to anyone?!)
Preheat oven to 350 degrees F.

To make the cornbread, combine all ingredients and pour into a greased shallow baking dish. Bake for approximately 20 to 25 minutes. Remove from oven and let cool.

To make the dressing, crumble dried white bread slices, cornbread and crackers. Mix together and set aside. Saute chopped celery and onion in butter until transparent, approximately 5 to 10 minutes. Pour over corn bread mixture. Add stock, mix well and add salt, pepper, sage, and poultry seasoning. Add beaten eggs and mix well. Follow instructions above to stuff birds.


Good GRAVY... I'm so confused... who's making one of these?  I will be there. I'll take clean-up duty, I can pre-heat, (I come armed with fire extinguishers..) I can be the seasoning duster (is that anything like a crop duster?), chop, dice, and what-ever else is called for... I'm just not allowed to play with flaming stoves and all...

Comin' to you LIVE from a single-wide (where I'm wondering how to keep the flare-ups to a minimum......... this could be considered useful information for me.......) hee-hee
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