I'm dressing the nest for Thanksgiving...
and since there's a burn ban on my oven, my Turkey Platter doesn't see much action... 'til now!
Comin' to you LIVE from a single-wide (Know why the police arrested the turkey? They suspected it of fowl play... gobble gobble) hee-hee

I found the wording idea here and laughed so hard I think I coughed up a turkey feather...