They are always dropping their needles.
'Cause he had the drum sticks.
He was stuffed!
Because it soots him.
Tinsel-itus.
With his North Pole-aroid.
Crispmas Eve.
He was mistleTOED!
My table's all set for dinner... do you want Chinese take-out or some Pizza? It's going to have to be one of the two or we'll have to set extra places for all the nice fire-putter-outers that have banned me from my kitchen. You choose...
While you're thinking about what you would like to eat - I'm heading over to harass Debra at Common Ground and I'm going to see who else wants to come to dinner at the single-wide! Vintage Christmas that will take your breath away!!!
Wanna know what skunks sing at Christmas? Jingle Smells...
Comin' to you LIVE from a single-wide (where I've got it! How about a Turkey pot-pie?!) hee-hee