i mean, you know this about me already, right?
well. last night i'm in my new "photo lab" (aka: storage room that had 3 extra square feet of prime real-estate) taking photos of my new clutch design/pattern: "aud.rey".
i decide i need a hand as a prop.
do you remember how i murdered the "very tall woman"?
exhibit A: here.
exhibit B: here.
uhmmm... i grab her arm with her hand miraculously still attached from under my bed and i think:
self: "this works"
other self: "this does work, but she has some serious road rash"
self: "that's okay 'cause I'm a red.neck and stuff happens"
other self: "it doesn't look healthy... her hand does not look healthy"
self (starts laughing and then cry-laughing then has to sit down from the cry-laughing that is happening)
self:
"i could call it the DEATH CLUTCH"
comin' to you LIVE from a single-wide where yes indeedy i'm watching for the white suit coat company to come take my measurements. do you think if I list "aud.rey" in my Etsy store as the "death clutch" she will sell?
disclaimer: i'm not normally this morbid, so don't be skeert. i DO have mannequin parts under my bed. again, don't be skeert...
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LOL Where else would one keep their mannequin parts but under their bed. You're fine! lol
ReplyDelete~Debra xxx
Capers of the vintage vixens
I KNEW you would understand me Debra!!! *giggle*
DeleteWhat else is under your bed?
ReplyDeletewho knows... i'm sometimes skeert to peek under there... ;-D
DeleteOnly you and your "not right" self, could rescue castoffs from the clutches of death and re-store them back to life one piece at a time...and so gloriously!
ReplyDeleteIf Harry C. is under the bed...call me. I'll come take HIM off your "hands"!
Deb
*giggle* after hauling "very tall woman's" body parts down hwy 77 I figure I can't really toss her. LOLOLOL
DeleteI'll look and see if I find Harry C and let you know! ;-D
yes girl, it's a little bit creepy, but oh so lovely!! xoxo
ReplyDeleteDebra...
Deletehee-hee
Thank You!
Not sure if you're a fan of Dexter, but that hand looks like the Ice Truck Killer's first calling card. Cheers!
ReplyDeleteLMBO!!! Oh my gosh - IT DOES!!! LOLOLOL
DeleteAwww hell fuzzy Robelyn, it's fine. You get a reprieve from anything that might be considered "weird" with any other person. Besides, don't the name of your biz start with "red.neck"?
ReplyDeleteThe worst that could happen if the "pieces and parts of the mannequin under the bed" got out would be that it's more fodder for Jeff Foxworthy...
"You might be a redneck if one peak under your bed reveals pieces and parts of a dismembered mannequin"...
I should totally send this post (plus a few others) to Jeff... just to see what he thinks... LOLOLOLOL
DeleteHi, my name is Heather! Please email me when you can, I have a question about your blog!
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Looks like she forgot to take her bandaids off her fingers when she went into the tanning bed! But you gave her a lovely manicure! Check under the bed and do her toes too, just in case you need a foot for a photo shoot! Maybe put a sparkly bracelet on that crack in her wrist so it doesn't look like she was suicidal at some point!
ReplyDeleteYou are wise wise WISE!!! I'm going to make her one out of duct tape and put a sparkle on it!!! Thank You!!!
DeleteI'd be skeert if I was sleeping with mannequin parts under my bed!! AHHHHH!
ReplyDeleteHayley - HA!!! LOL! I didn't think about it until now...
DeleteI was thinking if you listed the 'death clutch' as Aud.rey... THAT WOULD be weird.
ReplyDeleteI don't know that the white suit coat company would come and JUST TAKE YOUR MEASUREMENTS...
...ha ha ha. YOu DO crack me up.
I was watching for the truck last night... a little skeert they were going to come get me... LOL!
DeleteIt's so nice to know that the lady that lives under your bed helps you by modeling your fabulous purses.
ReplyDeletexo,
Danielle
I know... even after I murdered her!!! What a heart!
DeleteI LOVE it! The hand, the clutch, the morbid sense of humor, ALL OF IT! Seriously, I just need to be at the show you're getting ready for.
ReplyDeleteyou DO YOU DO YOU DO!!!!! I'm sending you dates and directions.
DeleteI'm going to start saving for it right now. I'll be looking for the d&d!
DeleteYou are brilliant!
ReplyDeleteSome femme fatale will snatch that up before you know it!
hee-hee
DeleteTHANK YOU!!! I like the over-sized clutch!
The clutch is gorgeous and the mannequin arm gives it a great pop and not just because that mannequin arm is double jointed!
ReplyDeleteBristol
I'm wondering if she was double jointed before I mangled her... hmmmmm.... Thank You!!
DeleteFor sure you are NOT right! hahahahahaha!! Looks like she has bandaids on all her fingers! But it is a great idea!
ReplyDeletetot
Tot - if I wasn't right you wouldn't like me! hahaha!
Deleteway to recycle girlie!
ReplyDeleteThe Death Clutch! Too, too funny! Change the name! Do it! Just think of it this way...a lot of us would like to buy the death clutch for that someone special! Do it.
ReplyDeleteMal
LOL I love that title.
ReplyDeleteLove your redneck sense of humor! I had to tell my Mom to take a look at this funny post. She loved it , too. The Death Clutch is so appropriately named and is actually very pretty. I just accidentally found your interesting blog and will return to see what else you are up to. Come visit my blog sometime but I warn you it is not humorous like yours. Wish I had more ability to be funny because I think I'm way to serious sometimes. Come over and see what you think.------ Shannon
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