yeeeeeee HAW!

Twas the week before Christmas,
I was in the duct tape mobile... bundled up tight,
heading for the single-wide and calling it a night.

When what to my wanderin' eyes should appear?

A bright green and yellar JOHN DEERE!

I thought, "oh my goodness!" and my heart gave a great joyous - EXCITED - jump inside,
Santy Claus was skippin' the coat and givin' me a new ride!

Alas... that's not the case...
(I'm sportin' a sad, SAD freckled face.)

But until it rides out of sight...
Don't you think I should write "Merry Christmas To All - And To All... let's take the tractor out on a test drive tonight?"

Comin' to you LIVE from a single-wide (where I'm REALLY trying to be good for the rest of the year... honest.) hee-hee