You can dress me up...

I would wear this.

I would even wear this at Zapp Hall.  Which is technically in the middle of a cow pasture.

I would probably wear it in the middle of the cow pasture- and have some duct tape around my wrist.

I'd even wear these shoes in the cow pasture with duct tape around my wrist.

Moral of the story is: you can dress me up all pretty-like but I'm still a red.neck who wants to wear this dress while hanging out in a cow pasture.

Comin' to you LIVE from a single-wide (where I'm fairly certain I could even sew in this dress.) hee-hee